there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want to make a zoo with you.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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