we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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