I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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