so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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