yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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