I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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