i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
