I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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