So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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