All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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