break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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