the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize