i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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