I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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