So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
