the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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