you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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