Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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