I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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