we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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