So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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