I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
no, he came in my armpit
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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