why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You smell like stripper and shame
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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