So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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