White coat. Heels.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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