Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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