quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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