Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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