We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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