We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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