I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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