Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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