Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
where are my eyebrows?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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