Taylor Swift is so right about you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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