went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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