As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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