"it" just moved
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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