I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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