Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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