i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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