I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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