what if I'm pregnant?
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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