It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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