Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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