it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
high people should be assigned attendants
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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