Are we in a gay sports bar?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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