his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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