Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(718): View more from New York

no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(

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