Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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