Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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