So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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