You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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