My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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