Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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