we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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